Prince William

They take their bachelor parties very seriously here in England. To be accurate, that's not even what they call them. Here, it's a "stag do" for the boys and a "hen night" for the girls.

Poor Fergie. If the public humiliation of drunkenly trying to sell your ex-husband's influence to an undercover News of the World reporter dressed up as a sheik isn't enough, what about being shut out of the most important social event of the decade? The Duchess of York’s ex, Prince Andrew, an uncle of the groom, is planning to attend the wedding, as are her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. Now that must hurt, but it's also hardly unexpected—even for Fergie.

Miss Jerramy Fine is the author of Someday My Prince Will Come, a hilarious memoir chronicling the story of an American girl who grows up longing to become an English princess – so much so that she eventually moves to London, and stalks a real live prince.

In the era of email and Twitter, the Canadian postal service is not exactly known for speedy delivery. But they have decided to step up the pace over the next few months in honour of the royal wedding.

This just in: The brand new issue of Hello UK is reporting that the first port of call for the newly married Prince William and Princess Catherine (apparently that’s what we’re supposed to call her once the wedding’s over) is none other than… Canada!