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16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

This year, skip the gushing sentiment and let these cheeky, honest cards do the talking.
By Alexandra Gater and Diana Duong
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16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you're not one for gushing, corny love acclamations, these funny Valentine's Day cards get right to the point. Check out our 16 picks below.

16 Valentine’s Day cards that express how you really feel

If you’re feeling distracted

US$5, Emily McDowell.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling an awakening

$6, AvEH Designs.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling poetic

$6, Etsy.

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If you’re feeling monogamous

$7, Little Me Paper Co.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling emotional

$7, Sea and Lake Paper Co.

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16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling ambitious

$5, Classy Cards.

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16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling girly

$6, Sea and Lake Paper Co.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling scientific

$6, Brandy Mars Designs

Funny Valentine's Day cards

If you’re feeling metaphorical

$6, Sea and Lake.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling well-matched

$7, Etsy.

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16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling hungry

$7, Chalkscribe.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling honest

$5, People I’ve Loved

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling grateful

$7, Sea and Lake.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling generous

$6, Urban Outfitters.

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If you’re feeling like your favourite tv couple

$7, Marg Warg. 

Funny Valentine's Day cards

If you’re feeling expressive

$6, MD Creative Studio

Funny Valentine's Day cards

Watch: 6 easy(ish) DIY Valentine's kids can make

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Alexandra Gater is a former home editor at Chatelaine who now shares renter-friendly hacks, DIY projects and joyful makeovers with her 900,000 YouTube subscribers.

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