16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

This year, skip the gushing sentiment and let these cheeky, honest cards do the talking.

By Alexandra Gater and Diana Duong

February 2, 2018

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you're not one for gushing, corny love acclamations, these funny Valentine's Day cards get right to the point. Check out our 16 picks below.

16 Valentine’s Day cards that express how you really feel

If you’re feeling distracted

US$5, Emily McDowell.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling an awakening

$6, AvEH Designs.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling poetic

$6, Etsy.

Funny Valentine's Day cards

If you’re feeling monogamous

$7, Little Me Paper Co.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling emotional

$7, Sea and Lake Paper Co.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling ambitious

$5, Classy Cards.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling girly

$6, Sea and Lake Paper Co.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling scientific

$6, Brandy Mars Designs.

Funny Valentine's Day cards

If you’re feeling metaphorical

$6, Sea and Lake.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling well-matched

$7, Etsy.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling hungry

$7, Chalkscribe.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling honest

$5, People I’ve Loved.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling grateful

$7, Sea and Lake.

16 Valentine's Day Cards That Express How You Really Feel

If you’re feeling generous

$6, Urban Outfitters.

Funny Valentine's Day cards

If you’re feeling like your favourite tv couple

Funny Valentine's Day cards

If you’re feeling expressive

$6, MD Creative Studio.

Funny Valentine's Day cards

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