Come fall, our favourite shows – and our favourite leading men – return to the small screen. Take our quiz to see which TV star you belong with – if only for that one hour a week
By Rachel Sklar
Updated November 2, 2012
Oh, television. Within that little screen lies a world where the perfect man awaits with the flick of a button. Ready to find your Mr. Right (or at least your Mr. Right Now While I'm In Front Of The TV)? Don't touch that dial – take our quiz to find your dream TV man.
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Question of 5
What special skill in a man turns you on the most?
The ability to "fix the plumbing."
He knows his way around the human anatomy.
He's all about tickling the "funny bone."
He knows how to take you to heaven.
He's just grateful to have you around. No, really, do you happen to know where he put his keys?
It's Sunday morning. What is your man reading?
Sunday morning? He won't be out of bed until at least 2p.m., but you think that might be an old issue of Maxim under the bed.
The sports section
Hot Surgeons Weekly
Every Sperm is Sacred: Why Children are a Blessing From the Lord
What ISN'T he reading – The New York Times, The Globe & Mail, Report on Business, The Wall Street Journal, Macleans, glancing up only to see what he might be missing on CNN.
Your man picks you up for a romantic dinner date. He takes you...
to the Annual Church Picnic, where you are flushed with pride that your famous fried chicken has met with the approval of his congregants.
back to his place, where he's got a gourmet meal cooking on the stove, great tunes on the stereo and a fire warmed up for you.
to The Olive Garden – foreign food is classy.
upstairs to the hospital cafeteria – he's too busy saving lives to have dinner, dammit! Here, try the Jell-O.
The conversation was so stimulating that you honestly can't remember the food. But you remember the after part!
Your eyes meet across a crowded room. What opening line does your man use?
"You make me want to be a less emotionally conflicted surgeon."
"I like to do it before a live studio audience."
"You had me at 'Hallelujah.'"
"Yes, that is a gun hidden in my kitchen cupboard with a wad of cash, and I am happy to see you."
"Where's the beer?"
You call him, voice low and husky, and ask: "What are you wearing?" His answer:
"A beat-up T-shirt with stains from yesterday's pizza sauce, sweat socks...and a smile."
"Latex rubber surgical gloves...and a smile."
"A Jesus Loves Me T-shirt...and a smile."
"An air of authority...and a smile."
"A tool belt...and a smile."
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