An invitation to the royal wedding or death?!
The royal wedding invitations are in the post, palace reps have confirmed. Nothing in my mailbox this morning but a pizza flyer and Visa bill, but I haven’t given up hope. Apparently there are around 1800 lucky guests on the list – among them most of the British aristocracy, European royals, various heads of state and possibly Elton John – but I’m still hoping there might be a pew in Westminster Abbey with my name on it.