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Today in the news: Pediatricians make new claims about childhood fevers; Lady Gaga gives birth to a machine gun; Facebook reveals Facebook Messages; the best laughing baby clip ever; and civil unrest in Libya continues.

Weepy, hypersensitive, prone to lengthy periods of unbroken moping after rejection—and those are just my good qualities. After three decades of being a pain in my own butt, I’ve pretty much given up hope on altering my emotional temperament.

Why you shiver while he sweats; drinking (briefly) boosts self-confidence; The 4-Hour Body requires many lentils; Henry Cavill is the new Superman, and William and Kate may visit Canada this summer.

Rebecca Black's song Friday: Internet success of failure?

Maybe more than most things, humour is a truly subjective matter — falling into the what-you-talkin’-about-Willis?-category, which, by the way, isn’t funny. For everyone who thinks that Sacha Baron-Cohen is the bomb, there is an unsmiling counterpart who thinks that the word bomb in his case is a verb.