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    Is Megan Fox a "Spice Girl"? Or is Shia LeBoeuf just a moron?
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    Is Megan Fox a "Spice Girl"? Or is Shia LeBoeuf just a moron?

    Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be sex symbols. The wardrobe is skimpy, the job security tenuous, and worst of all, you have to self-lobotomize in order to work with men who are slightly less discerning than the sweat from Arnold Schwarznegger's pleistocene brow. Paging Transformers director Michael Bay and actor Shia LeBoeuf.

    Flannery Dean

    2 minutes
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