Suddenly, the most normal thing in the world seems like the most insane. Kate Middleton is getting married in 10 days and, like any other bride to be, probably wants a few new bits and bobs for her royal honeymoon wardrobe (Kenya? Mustique? Cancun Club Med?). So, why would it be weird that she be seen, by herself, shopping on London’s King's Road this afternoon?
Kate Middleton got drunk there. Admittedly there are no such proclamations outside the Old Boot Inn pub in Stanford Dingley, Berkshire, but as the Kate Middleton country tour confirms this is the future Princess' favourite pub and, given the grand tradition of English tippling, it’s very likely she has had one too many ales or pear ciders or vodka Slimlines (a popular chick drink here) at the establishment over the years.
Miss Jerramy Fine is the author of Someday My Prince Will Come, a hilarious memoir chronicling the story of an American girl who grows up longing to become an English princess – so much so that she eventually moves to London, and stalks a real live prince.
If you were waiting with baited breath for an official announcement about the dress, it appears you’re going to have to be more patient. With less than 12 weeks to go before the big day, palace officials have recently revealed that Kate Middleton has not yet signed a contract with a designer.